Sponsorship levels
  • Kryptonite
  • Titanium
  • Bling Bling
  • Platinum
  • Gold
  • Lead

Please contact Riskbitz for sponsorship opportunities
Subscribe to RISKbitz email service – FREE

If you want to be kept up-to-date with the news and features at RISKbitz, sign up to the FREE email service, and receive regular emails containing news and other stuff with links to the RISKbitz website.

SIX reasons to sign up to the email service:

  1. It's FREE
  2. It's a laugh
  3. It's a break from work
  4. It's still FREE
  5. Get FREE entry to the RISKbitz prize draw (free entry but it costs £2,500 to win)
  6. All subscribers get a FREE pencil (HB1 or HB2) – please send a SAE and £10.00 to cover post and packing.

YES! I want to be kept up to date with RISKbitz. I have nothing better to do. Sign me up to the regular email updates from RISKbitz.

News: Top Stories


Eurozone problems mean disaster for insurer CEOs

The problems in the Eurozone and the potential collapse of the Euro itself could be "catastrophic" according to Sir Dudley "Dumbo" Duddleston, Chief Executive of Hoggwartz Global Insurance.

Sir Dumbo:

"The whole Eurozone is teetering on the edge off the abyss, and on the verge of falling over, and the Eurozone countries need to pull back from the chasm before the whole edifice comes crashing down, tumbling into the gorge of devaluation and sliding into the canyon of bankruptcy" said Sir Dudley, extending the metaphor well beyond the acceptable norm.

The consequences could be enormous, said Sir Dud. "No CEO or chairman in the insurance/reinsurance industry will be unaffected. It will be devastating for these people. And I believe the ultimate outcome will be European fire-sales on an unimaginable scale. These people simply won't be able to afford expensive European operations," he said.

"They will have no choice but to sell their second homes in Tuscany," he added. "Holidaying in Europe will simply be too expensive. Still, the Swiss ski chalet should be OK."

 

 


email this article to friend

 
Too much too young
the serious stuff
You need help