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Aries, March 21- April 20: A new, more tanned, you will emerge this month, now your ruling planet Mars meets the sun and you have blagged that trip to Bermuda. CFOs will be more adventurous, ready to try new ways of living and loving — and see if Solvency II is still out there for you. London CEOs, even if you have no plans to travel, you will have links with people in faraway places, such as the Isle of Man, which can downgrade all your plans for Christmas. Venus, not to mention the attention of regulators, is making you nervous and very irritable.
Taurus, April 21 - May 21: This is the month that transforms CEOs. The Mars/sun alliance ensures you are stronger, physically and emotionally, and can make job cuts that have been on your mind all year. Taurean brokers, you break free from routine and find more time for yourself, probably in the pub. You can solve a Christmas bonus situation that is disrupting your peace of mind. Your ruling planet Venus goes to the top of your chart to make you a winner in love. Just hope your wife doesn't find out.
Gemini, May 22 - June 21: Facultative reinsurance brokers, smart ruling planet Mercury links up with action planet Mars to help you end delays and get deals done. Good job that Lloyd's underwriter didn't read the small print. As the sun is in your opposite sign, you can see how life looks through your boss's eyes and handle relationships in the mental, chaotic way that will bring real stress to your colleagues' lives. Actuaries, the once-a-year visit of the full moon to your sign on the 12th is an exciting turning point in your love life: the probability of getting off with the hot secretary on the 12 floor is now 48.456%.
Cancer, June 22 - July 22: Brokers, commitment is the theme of the month and promises success when you work on projects that you care about eg the golf tournament next July. The presence of action planet Mars in your wellbeing chart gives you all the extra confidence and energy you need, both for sucking up to superiors and the endless round of festivities. Unlike last Christmas, you won't end up in hospital with concussion. As healing planet Neptune shines a light on family life, it is time for reconciliation. Beg your wife to come home. Singleton brokers, Venus visits your soulmating chart to bring extra love, some of it dirty.
Leo, July 23 - August 23: Your ruling light the sun merges with Mars in the most daring and luckiest part of your chart. Marine underwriters, go ahead and cover that cruise liner heading for Somalia. This will set up a month full of action, new faces and fresh experiences. It is also a fertile time for creative ideas so reinsurers might want to think again about that finite deal pitch. You have a stronger belief in your talent and the dedication to turn it into a success. You obviously haven't been taking your medication. Venus meets Neptune in your relationships chart, making you an expert in love, passion and seduction. But Mr Broker, don't overdo it with the wife of the risk manager of your biggest client.
Virgo, August 24 - September 22: You can draw a line under events in the past and make a fresh start with client relationships. The regulators will never make those charges stick. And that business with contingent commissions is almost forgotten now. As is the unpleasantness with false quotes. Captive owners, with Mars and the sun together in the foundations of your chart, you have the confidence to get relocation plans under way. But are you sure Vanuatu is for you? Instead of just thinking about setting up a risk consultancy business, you can get things moving by punching the CFO and getting sacked.
Libra, September 23 - October 23: You could have the best ideas of your life now the awesome trio of Mars, Mercury and the sun is in the part of your chart that helps you think. You can put ideas into clear, convincing and entertaining words. But your plan to launch a hair loss insurance product will never work. If you ever wanted a media job, now is the time to leak a story about your CFO's indiscretions at Spearmint Rhino last week. Communicating with the people you care about is important. So try to stay sober until you get home with that takeaway curry.
Scorpio, October 24 - November 22: Underwriters, the sun shines its luckiest light on your risk values chart. You recognise genuine people and opportunities. But that client is definitely up to no good. You see your finances in a clearer light. Keep to a budget and borrow some money off your in-laws and little Ben might be able to stay on at boarding school another term. A new sense of self-worth seems to win respect at work and at home. Or are you just kidding yourself? CROs, as Venus goes into the foundations of your enterprise risk chart, choosing software you can rely on will lead to brownie points from above.
Sagittarius, November 23 - December 21: The waiting is over now the sun is in your birth sign, alongside Mars, to line up opportunities and help you make the most of them. Rating agency analysts, uncertainty will be swept away and your bold decisions surprise the people closest to you. Slapping a big fat triple BBB on that Bermuda reinsurer, whose name you took out of a hat, will put you in the limelight. But Mars could give Sagittarians almost too much attraction power and make life complicated unless you focus your love on one person. But remember what happened last time you stalked that loss adjuster. Venus will give marine underwriters ideas for their love life so go out and buy that new wetsuit and snorkel.
Capricorn, December 22 - January 20: Insurance asset managers, you will discover more about yourself and your secret talents this month as the sun shines its light on the hidden part of your chart. Best to keep that part of your chart hidden until you have retired
Aquarius, January 21- February 18; CEOs, your gift for dealing with people in a firm and fair way wins respect and cooperation from shareholders but they will fire you anyway as they have lost a fortune. Brokers, the moon checks into your community chart and finds a leading role for you in a local event with a showbiz flavour: looks like you will be taking part in that risk management roundtable in Lille after all. Single? You both insist you are just friends and yet it could turn into love. Though dating that Big Issue seller might not go down well at the office Christmas party.
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